Well, hello there!
I do hope that you all had a great weekend. God has kept us all together once again, we remain grateful for that!
From the contents that I’ve come across on the internet for the past few days, it is clear that the day is fast approaching; the day of love.
But it seems that..
*looks left and right*
You’re still single.
I need to understand why no one is yet to sweep you off your feet as God's essence.
What is going on?!
Please, forgive my decision in choosing violence today, I do believe that we should all be independent individuals because God made us fierce and fearless.
But, I am here for the Christians that want to change such single status this year!
Don't worry, I gatchu.
Today, I’ll be your cupid as the festive season of love draws near.
If you’re looking for a Solomon to pick you out of the 1000 women in their lives (I King 11) or an individual that wants to nail your feelings to their hearts like Jael nailed Sisera’s head (Judges 4), then this is for you.
There were a few eye-catching biblical pickup lines that I came across. I am certain that they will help you pack all those fishes from the sea like the fishermen at the lake (Luke 5:1-11).
Let’s get to it, shall we?
1- Don’t walk away, you may not think I’m perfect but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.
I mean, in a literal sense, if He saw us worthy of sacrificing His Life, then who are you?!
Anyway! It may not look much, but it’ll definitely get the attention. I can assure you.
2- You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
If this did not draw your attention automatically then I don’t know what’s up
3- Let’s get lunch together, Jesus paid the price
I mean, technically speaking...
4- So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.
If that special someone still refuse to drop number after this, I'll personally reset their brains myself.
5- Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
6- I'm no Joseph, but I'm having trouble interpreting the dreams I've been having about you.
If that person say they didn't feel butterflies in their stomachs to this, then that's a lie from the depths of hell.
7- Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.
8- The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?
And they won't agree? The audacity.
9- I’ve been blessed with the gift of prophecy and I see you in my future
10- Behold David! The man after my own heart
If that David in your life isn't after your heart, then he’s definitely not the one!
DISCLAIMER: Don't come to me if you still end up single.
If you have any heart-catching bible pickup lines to share? Drop a few in the comments down below!
You want to know where I found them? click here, you can find a lot more from there too.
Or come watch this instead;
Happy Pre-Valentine's day!
God bless!
Beautiful piece. Kudos.
Vibess... I'm literally reading this article over again.
Nice work 😚
Wow! This is awesome. Well done sweet heart.
I'll definitely try these out... I'll see the reactions I get